Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
They have beer where we have blood.
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