My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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