we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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