Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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