that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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