whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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