whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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