i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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