Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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