did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
operation have a gay friend backfired
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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