i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
only if we run a train.
done.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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