Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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