turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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