Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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