Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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