cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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