omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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