I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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