I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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