The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Randomize
