Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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