i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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