If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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