i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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