Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just want nice things and good sex
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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