How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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