new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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