I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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