omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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