Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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