I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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