He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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