If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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