3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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