Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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