Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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