good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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