You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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