This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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