My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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