and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This baby is an asshole
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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