I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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