MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hippo gnu deer
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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