I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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