can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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