okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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