Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
