Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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