how can u be prego again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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