chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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