Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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